Facebook status quotes

So below you will find a nice selection of funny friendship based Facebook status quotes. These are great for all types of friends.

More amusing Facebook status quotes for you to update!

Funny Facebook status quote one – Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy
This quote can be someone true depending on how you live your life. You may notice that later in life your real friends are the ones they never ask for anything but time with you. They ask for your advice , not your money. However enemies are a different class completely.

Funny Facebook status quote two – A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked

Just like family ; your friends are very important. And a good friend normally understands your flaws and still doesn’t care too much about them. This status quote can be both consider serious and super funny depending on how you decide to read it.

Funny Facebook status quote three – Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate

Many times an emery will haunt you until no end. However friends come and go as we grow up and change. Sometimes an enemy changes to but some how they never seem to forgive and forget all the past mistakes and happenings.

So above you will find three of my most used Facebook status quotes – have you got a better one? Let us know!

Funny Facebook status

One liners are great for your Facebook status box. They are short and to the point. Also you can use one liners like the choices below from your phone also. All you have to do is copy and paste these funny quotes in your “what are you doing box” and await for laughs and many responses.

I myself have enjoyed using these funny one liners. My friends enjoy reading them and have begun to use some of them in their own pages. Try these out today.

Funny Facebook statuses

Example : I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative.

Being B negative is very rare so this is very funny. It is a very funny and very true. Your blood type much like your zodiac sign can really tell a lot about you. It describes your life and your soul. This funny little one liner is both realistic and a true pleasure to use.

Example: I’ve been on so many blind dates; I should get a free dog.

When it comes to dating it’s not easy to find a date. So I often ask for friends and family to find me someone to go out with. Many people think that after you buy a lot of something you should get something free. Many stores actually honor and reward this policy. So why not with blind dates. However if your friends aren’t single they may not understand this quote very well.

Example : I bet you I could stop gambling

Gambling can be a real problem for many people and humor is a way many doctors advice gamblers to over come that difficult time. Some times people just can’t stop and laughing about their issues makes it seem less of an issue. It’s best to use this around friends who aren’t addicted to gambling. You never know if they will become offended or not. Better safe than sorry.

These are just some of the many funny and unique Facebook statuses. Try one or all of them in your Facebook status box today!