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The great thing about Facebook is the abilty to add witty and funny Facebook statuses. It’s great to get a laugh out of your friends and have them asking for so many more funny and creative Facebook statues quotes.
Funny Facebook status
One liners are great for your Facebook status box. They are short and to the point. Also you can use one liners like the choices below from your phone also. All you have to do is copy and paste these funny quotes in your “what are you doing box” and await for laughs and many responses.
I myself have enjoyed using these funny one liners. My friends enjoy reading them and have begun to use some of them in their own pages. Try these out today.
Funny Facebook statuses
Example : I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative.
Being B negative is very rare so this is very funny. It is a very funny and very true. Your blood type much like your zodiac sign can really tell a lot about you. It describes your life and your soul. This funny little one liner is both realistic and a true pleasure to use.
Example: I’ve been on so many blind dates; I should get a free dog.
When it comes to dating it’s not easy to find a date. So I often ask for friends and family to find me someone to go out with. Many people think that after you buy a lot of something you should get something free. Many stores actually honor and reward this policy. So why not with blind dates. However if your friends aren’t single they may not understand this quote very well.
Example : I bet you I could stop gambling
Gambling can be a real problem for many people and humor is a way many doctors advice gamblers to over come that difficult time. Some times people just can’t stop and laughing about their issues makes it seem less of an issue. It’s best to use this around friends who aren’t addicted to gambling. You never know if they will become offended or not. Better safe than sorry.
These are just some of the many funny and unique Facebook statuses. Try one or all of them in your Facebook status box today!
